I first saw Pink Flamingos when I had just turned 14, and it changed my life. There was a sensibility to it and a humor that had existed only in my head before that, and seeing it externalized was a revelation. Its…
This year, over the course of Brian De PalMarch (which stretched into Brian De PalmApril), I watched every single one of Brian De Palma‘s films, including those I had seen before, his early shorts (the only two that weren’t impossible to find),…
Lost Season 4 Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, J.J. Abrams Any Which Way You Can (1980) Buddy Van Horn There A re a few things happening on the island, and just as crazy things happening off the island with the Oceanic 6 in…
There are the 50 Best Movies I saw for the first time, or practically the first time, in 2011. There are a few I had technically seen before, but either couldn’t remember them at all, or felt that I experienced them in…
Last month, I celebrated one of my favorite directors by declaring November Paul Verhovember. During Verhovember, I watched the only feature film of his I hadn’t seen (Business Is Business), rewatched some I hadn’t seen in awhile (Turkish Delight, Flesh+Blood, and Total…
Lost Season 3 Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, J.J. Abrams 10.0 Man whose piss do I gotta drink to make this ambien come on stronger. Ok, so, Jack Kate and Sawyer are on the Other idland tra[[ed up, and they meet Juliet and…
The Top 10 Greatest Movies I Watched in 2010 1. Aerobicide (1986, David A. Prior) Members of a gym are being killed off by someone with a giant safety pin, and it may have something to do with a girl who was…
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) – 35mm Banksy 8.5 Brian Eno is helpo=inh ,r=mr gsther my thoightd, zHere;s the problem, whrn I try to delete letters I hit the = instesd. So now, when you see an =, you know whs=at…
July 25 Lost Season 2Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, J.J. Abrams 9.5 I took an Ambien 10 minutes ago, and haven’t started feeling it yet, but I’m hoping it may take effect in the middle of writing this review. If not a bit…
Piranha 3D – 2010 Alexandre Aja 10.0 The movie opens with a clever cameo that suggests that even if you’ve survived Jaws, you still don’t stand a chance against fucking piranha. Piranha who are prehistoric, and are set loose from their cave…