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K. Lawrence’s series of crime and small mammals!

Lance and I discuss the bush baby moon-landings
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Lance and I discuss the bush baby moon-landings

On September 7, 2010 by Kludge

Image via Wikipedia Our car rounds the corner, wheels screeching. Lance is annoyed, but his grinding teeth and sighs of ennui are drowned out by the frantic bleating coming from under the hood. The two goats are being pushed to their limits,…

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Lance and I Break Out Of A Prison Where All The Guards Are Weasels
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Lance and I Break Out Of A Prison Where All The Guards Are Weasels

On August 23, 2010 by Kludge

  The breakout is set for a quarter to one, the perfect time for a breakout. Although the guards in this prison are technically all weasels, the guy who’s on the night-shift for section B this week is a ferret, and really…

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Lance and I hold up a bank with guns that shoot guinea-pigs
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Lance and I hold up a bank with guns that shoot guinea-pigs

On June 28, 2010 by Kludge

“Nobody move!” I yell, holding the gun that shoots guinea-pigs up, stock to my shoulder. I can hear a faint squeaking from the breech. “Please lie on the floor!” Lance screams. He is angry about my choice of words. “Your continued safety relies on…

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