Hot Cargo—Cart Law
OnMysterious Barrels. Presidential impersonators. Pete Rose. Boom mics. Doubling every scene for padding. Padding by doubling every scene.
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Vet’s Holiday—Pitfall
OnEpisode 9, Vet’s Holiday: not a sitcom but an incredible facsimile. Lion’s Gate Bridge. Beige. Green Goblin. Beige. Rabbit Pneumonia. Beige.
Fish n’ Chips—busy_midlevel_office_sfx_royalty_free
OnEpisode 8, Fish n’ Chips, in which the geopolitical allegiances of the poachers are revealed: The Styrofoam Box™ Eels. “Special Friends.”
Flight of the Falcon—Big Wolf on Campus
OnEpisode 7, Flight of the Falcon, in which we meet the SKY POACHERS: Winches. Lifting. Wheelchairs. Neon Rider and the Fate of Winston Rekert.
Katie and the Whale—Tintin in the Congo
OnEpisode 6, Katie and the Whale, the lifetime fish drama episode: Cosby Mysteries. Major Briggs. Elective Mutism. Iron Deficiencies. Bjossa.
The Contender—The Concrete Cubes
OnEpisode 5, The Contender, in which Jonah could have saved the starving third world if it weren’t for The Woman: Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan.
Salmon Run—The Pastry Posse
OnEpisode 4, Salmon Run, featuring Grant Roberts, fish detective: DaVinci’s Inquest and the 37th Mayor of Vancouver.
The Wharf Rat—Jennifer Mistarbeest
OnThe Wharf Rat, “The Rabies Episode:” Michele Chan and the tale of 11.5 Billion Dollars. King of the Cosmos. Boat Hobos. “Old Yeller Time.”
Running Free—Diet Papso
OnEpisode 2, Running Free: in which they give up on ocean stuff immediately and pivot to being a western: Bacterial Kidney Disease.
The Sea Pup—Should I Be Worried?
OnEpisode 1, The Sea Pup, in which the pilot episode is also a flashback episode: River Otters. Child Endangerment. Dave Coulier. Surgery.