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Category: Essays

Longer form pieces.

A Completely Hypothetical Genesis of the Residents’ WB:RMX album
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A Completely Hypothetical Genesis of the Residents’ WB:RMX album

On September 30, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Cover of Wb: Rmx Picture this scenario: The Residents made up the existence of The Warner Brothers Album as just another piece of their mythology. They did the artwork for the reel box and maybe even threw in a blank reel, or maybe…

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It’s Raining Again
Mixtapes Music Reviews 

It’s Raining Again

On September 21, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Here’s yet another hypothetical Mix CD!  Feel free to track these cuts down and burn your own copy!  The theme here is “It’s Raining Again”/Fall-Winter/a “Less Light” mix. Some of the tracks I chose were pretty obvious, and others were…

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Emitting Piercing Screams Just Like The Real Sun!!!!
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Emitting Piercing Screams Just Like The Real Sun!!!!

On September 16, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia This is sort of Heaven & Hell Pt. II, so y’all might want to settle in — though I don’t think this one will really be as insanely long. Though I didn’t think that one would be, either, so, there…

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Heaven & Hell
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Heaven & Hell

On September 14, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia I’ve pretty much always been an atheist; when I was very small, I asked my mom what religion we were, and she just said “Christian” without really clarifying which franchise (as Emo Philips calls them), and I just sort…

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What About Ping?
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What About Ping?

On September 5, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via CrunchBase Ping’s the new social networking tool from Apple.  I’m on it (being a Mac geek and a person who uses iTunes anyway for playback, I suppose I kinda had to be) — just look up “Matt Keeley” and look…

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Having Fun On A Saturday Night
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Having Fun On A Saturday Night

On August 22, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Man, I know how to have fun.  I put on my horse-head mask and energy dome and went on ChatRoulette (Omegle’s video chat wasn’t working really well and it was harder to keep going to people after folks stopped).  It was funny,…

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Things That Are Neat: Snails!
Things That Are Neat 

Things That Are Neat: Snails!

On August 10, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Man, I love snails.  They’re really cool looking and they just seem like cool animals.  I like slugs all right, too, I guess, but snails are where it’s at.  I remember looking up and it turns out that the…

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Kittysneezes TV
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Kittysneezes TV

On August 5, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image by Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos (ClintJCL) via Flickr While I know that the idea of “Appointment TV” is dying with the advent of Hulu (and BitTorrent),  and a lot of folks don’t even have a TV anymore, just watching everything online,…

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Children’s Television! ARR!

On June 27, 2010 by MISTAH HATE

Image via Wikipedia I work graveyard shift, and so when I get home, there’s nothing on, since it’s 6.30 AM. So I tend to turn on PBS, when it’s doing all of the children’s shows. And I’ve come to the conclusion that…

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World-Building and the Films of Pixar
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World-Building and the Films of Pixar

On May 11, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Pixar’s known for quality films — even a sub-par Pixar film is still better than most films.  I used to refer to this as the Flood Syndrome, in that while Flood is one of my least favorite They Might Be Giants…

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