All Things To All People
Longer form pieces.
I love movie trailers. No, seriously, I love them. I love to see how a feature length film is summarized and marketed. I have favorite trailers. I have favorite trailers that are for movies that I don’t even particularly like. I haven’t…
I’m not a sports guy. Not by any means. I don’t know much of anything about just about any sport. I don’t go to games. I don’t even watch them on TV. Not even the big important games. If I were in…
Image via Wikipedia or, A Return To Being One Of The Horde Of Headless Overweight People On Bad TV News Reports About The Obesity Epidemic I’ve been fat for most of my life. When I was in my early twenties, I decided…
Image via Wikipedia Who don’t love Christmas? Most of us, but as Wonderlick said, it’s nice to pretend. Here’s another hypothetical mix CD, and it’s all Christmas Songs, since it’s getting to be that time of year again (unless you’re reading this…
Image via Wikipedia Birds of all sorts are really neat — a lot of ‘em are super smart, and besides, they can totally fly, or at least a lot of ‘em can. More than people. But one of the varieties of birds…
Image via Wikipedia When I was in my late-single-digits, my mom and grandma inexplicably insisted I start going to church. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that by age seven I was already trotting around in makeup and my sister’s…
Cover of Culture Jam: The Uncooling of America In case you don’t realize, today is Buy Nothing Day. If you don’t know what Buy Nothing Day is, well, it’s pretty self-explanatory; it’s a day in which you buy nothing. Why is it today?…
Image by RevMe via Flickr A lot of people have been talking smack about dogs lately, and I’m here to set the record straight. Dogs are awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a fool and probably not that…
Image via Wikipedia Lately, I’ve been having dreams that aren’t just recurring, but continue a storyline across several nights. Usually, it’s something along the lines of the standard “Oh noes, I am still back in school and it turns out I didn’t…
This is a hypothetical mix CD of songs that were posted by me to the website phancy.com a long time ago, back in 2005 — the songs are no longer available for download, but perhaps the notes will still be enjoyable! That…