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Category: Essays

Longer form pieces.

An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
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An Open Letter to Sarah Palin

On June 16, 2009 by CapSuper

Image via Wikipedia Dearest Sarah, I’ve been watching you the last few days, and I’d like to help you in your plight. Now, I know the two of us are on polar opposites of the political spectrum, but as a Liberal, when…

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An Unpopular Proposal

On June 4, 2009 by Matt Keeley

Walking downtown, I noticed that gas prices are on the rise again — a few days ago they were around $2.63 a gallon, and now they’re around $2.75. (I’m sure our European readers are weeping in sympathy for us.) While they’re still…

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An Open Letter to Lady Gaga
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An Open Letter to Lady Gaga

On June 1, 2009 by emilyc

Image via Wikipedia I’ve just finished watching the new Lady Gaga video, “Paparazzi,” and I am sort of nonplussed about all of the attention she has been getting from all of the blogs, especially Perez Hilton (who I am NOT a fan…

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Fighting for Your Right to Paradox
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Fighting for Your Right to Paradox

On May 26, 2009 by robocop is bleeding

The Implication of the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage in the 2009 Star Trek Movie and What It Means to Our Society Presented by Drew Meger (MWG) to the Fourth Spatial Intertemporal Time Travelers’ Convention at 42:21:36.025°N, 71:05:16.332°W 1178:05:07 (Altern-A Beta Continuity) Good evening,…

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Nivea’s New Ass Cream, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ass
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Nivea’s New Ass Cream, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ass

On May 17, 2009 by emilyc

My ass. 31 years of torment and tumultuous body hate have come to this – me gazing at my ass ceaselessly in the mirror. It used to be a quite nice ass, when I was around 22 years old – no cellulite,…

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Feeling That I’ve Lost Control: Mental Illness in Pop Music
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Feeling That I’ve Lost Control: Mental Illness in Pop Music

On May 12, 2009 by emilyc

Another night and I can’t sleep I need to cry but I can’t weep Feeling that I’ve lost control Where’s my spirit, where’s my very soul? Kevin Ayers, “Wide Awake” (from the album The Unfairground, 2007) Kurt Cobain committed suicide by shotgun…

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American Apparel, Porn Mags, and the 1970s
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American Apparel, Porn Mags, and the 1970s

On May 9, 2009 by emilyc

I am no stranger to the advertisements of American Apparel, the clothing company headed by its hyper-sexualized CEO, Dov Charney. On Facebook, the ads for AA’s clothes are splashed all over the place, ironically enough all over my profile. They advertise something…

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Youth/Age: Craigslist and the Killer

On April 28, 2009 by Matt Keeley

UPDATE: Craigslist kills “erotic services” section, adds oversight. CNN reports that the classified Web giant will assign live staff to vet every “adult services” ad. 70-something Dave Newton and 20-something Matt Keeley struggle with Web ethics via e-mail. —- On April 27…

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The Opposite of Smoke is Egg Whites
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The Opposite of Smoke is Egg Whites

On April 2, 2009 by Matt Keeley

Who don’t like hypothetical mix CDs? Nope — nothing better than a hypothetical mix CD, not at all! Nope! Can’t think of a thing! And the theme for this one is songs over 5 minutes!

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Youth/Age: Turning Tables
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Youth/Age: Turning Tables

On February 26, 2009 by Matt Keeley

Conversations; 20-something meets 70-something:

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