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Category: Fiction

Pieces of fiction.

Fiction 

Antennas Without Signal/Postboy Of Your Heart

On September 13, 2011 by Matt Keeley

Image by msomm via Flickr The new movie was called “Antennas Without Signal”  and it was a live-action-combined-with-stop-motion children’s film. The film was based around this guy who leaves his society and runs away (while it was a fantastic/futuristic/whatever society, it was…

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Another Dream: The Country Guy Murders
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Another Dream: The Country Guy Murders

On July 21, 2011 by Matt Keeley

So, I had the last dream of the night, or rather the last dream that I remember of the night, since, after all, dreams tend to last much shorter than they feel like they do and all, nor do we remember all…

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You should've seen…
Swears Dripping 

You should've seen…

On May 25, 2011 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia You should’ve seen Matt he said not that I seen him — but my youngest says there was blood he swears dripping from his lips like bar-b-q sauce after wing night but he wasn’t eatin’ and I thought it…

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Frustration
Swears Dripping 

Frustration

On May 18, 2011 by Rachel Anderson

Image by Andk1987 via Flickr A blank sheet of paper, and a stubby pencil were all he had at this point. He should have brought a spare pencil. Didn’t his mother, or his teacher, or someone say something about space pencils? There…

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Coal Dust
Swears Dripping 

Coal Dust

On May 11, 2011 by Kludge

Image via Wikipedia You’ll be with him, you see. You’ll be with him, because although I want the best for youI cannot tell you softly.My endearments cough themselves up from my belly,love in the form of splinters and coal.I can almost feel…

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Swears Dripping #1
Swears Dripping 

Swears Dripping #1

On May 5, 2011 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia The man swallows and opens his gob. His baby-carriage filled with the random detritus of his life has already been turned over and he’s climbed atop it. He bellows forth with a low, loud scream that’s more of a…

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Let's All Drip Swears!
Swears Dripping 

Let's All Drip Swears!

On May 3, 2011 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia I’m totally obsessed with different interpretations of the same thing.  Everyone probably knows this, as I keep harping on it.  The latest manifestation of this obsession is this:  Anyone who wants to — write a piece involving a certain…

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Uncaged
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Uncaged

On February 25, 2011 by Kludge

Image by benmckune via Flickr The girl I like who works at the old person’s home where I also work is giant and almost always wears green, and I don’t mean that I like her in a sexual way, because she is…

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Lance and I discuss the bush baby moon-landings
Fiction Lance and I... 

Lance and I discuss the bush baby moon-landings

On September 7, 2010 by Kludge

Image via Wikipedia Our car rounds the corner, wheels screeching. Lance is annoyed, but his grinding teeth and sighs of ennui are drowned out by the frantic bleating coming from under the hood. The two goats are being pushed to their limits,…

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Fiction Lance and I... 

Lance and I Break Out Of A Prison Where All The Guards Are Weasels

On August 23, 2010 by Kludge

  The breakout is set for a quarter to one, the perfect time for a breakout. Although the guards in this prison are technically all weasels, the guy who’s on the night-shift for section B this week is a ferret, and really…

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