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Category: Essays

Longer form pieces.

In Praise of ‘Lost Episode’ Creepypastas
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In Praise of ‘Lost Episode’ Creepypastas

On November 15, 2018 by Matt Keeley

While I’m at best a mild fan of creepypasta, or internet horror stories, I’ve always had a soft spot for the lost episode creepypastas about evil TV shows.

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Jelle’s Marble Runs Is One of YouTube’s Most Relaxing and Fun Channels
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Jelle’s Marble Runs Is One of YouTube’s Most Relaxing and Fun Channels

On November 9, 2018 by Matt Keeley

If you’re looking for something to relax to, check out Jelle’s Marble Runs, YouTube’s most slackful channel, featuring massive marble mazes.

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Things That Are Neat: Crows!
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Things That Are Neat: Crows!

On November 8, 2018 by Matt Keeley

If you’re not already on board with crows, then, oh dang, are you missing out, because they’re beautiful, smart and just generally awesome.

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Rashida Jones’ New Sitcom, ‘Kevin Can Fuck Himself,’ Sounds Like an Amazing Take on Awful Sitcom Tropes
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Rashida Jones’ New Sitcom, ‘Kevin Can Fuck Himself,’ Sounds Like an Amazing Take on Awful Sitcom Tropes

On November 7, 2018 by Matt Keeley

Recently, news came out about Rashida Jones’ new sitcom, tenatively titled Kevin Can Fuck Himself, taking aim at the awful way sitcom wives are treated.

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R.I.P. Hardy Fox, a.k.a Charles Bobuck, Composer for The Residents
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R.I.P. Hardy Fox, a.k.a Charles Bobuck, Composer for The Residents

On November 1, 2018 by Matt Keeley

Earlier this week, Hardy Fox, the longtime composer for the Residents passed away from brain cancer; he was 73 years old, and survived by his husband

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Why Doesn’t American Reality TV Learn From the Lessons of The Great British Bake Off?
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Why Doesn’t American Reality TV Learn From the Lessons of The Great British Bake Off?

On October 19, 2018 by Matt Keeley

It’s been an international hit for ages, but why hasn’t American TV seemingly learned anything from ‘The Great British Bake Off’?

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On the Impossibility of Being Disabled in Tory Britain

On March 17, 2016 by Adam Whybray

It is said that we are living in an Age of Austerity here in Britain, yet let no man say that we are suffering from austerity of the spirit! It is written in the Book of Matthew that “the last will come…

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The Tale Of The Hot ER Doc

On September 25, 2015 by Esther Mathison

“Which of my many poor decisions brought me here?” she thought to herself. Was it owning a body that exceeded its warranty? She’d had a good run. Thirty years is a long time to keep yourself alive if you really have no…

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Dale Comer: Words Of Remembrance

On June 29, 2015 by Matt Keeley

This Saturday, June 27th, 2015, was the memorial for Dale Comer. This is the text of the speech I gave.  At the memorial, the Dale Comer Scholarship was announced, providing at least $500 a year for Broadcast Engineering students at Bates Technical…

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Wikipedia Article Word Counts, Compared

On May 18, 2015 by R. S. Benedict

History The Punic Wars: 3,478 words Star Wars: 13,311 words   Horatio Nelson: 15,229 words Optimus Prime: 16,469 words   Ching Shih (the 19th-century pirate queen who commanded one of the largest pirate fleets in human history): 2,115 words Samus Aran: 4,713…

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