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Category: Essays

Longer form pieces.

Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: SEXY KEVIN
Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done 

Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: SEXY KEVIN

On April 7, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Like everyone, I tend to come up with a lot of ideas that I never get around to doing. Sometimes out of laziness, sometimes  because I can’t figure out how to make it work, and sometimes, it’s just because…

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Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: Wasted Opportunities
Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done 

Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: Wasted Opportunities

On April 1, 2010 by Matt Keeley

David Bowie via last.fm Like everyone, I tend to come up with a lot of ideas that I never get around to doing. Sometimes out of laziness, sometimes  because I can’t figure out how to make it work, and sometimes, it’s just…

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ANGRY JOE!!! Vs. George Jones
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ANGRY JOE!!! Vs. George Jones

On March 28, 2010 by MISTAH HATE

George Jones via last.fm One of the most important questions of all time are of the form “Who could win in a fight?”. Wars are even often fought on the basis of it. So, in that tradtion, I want to know who…

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Things That Are Neat: Ladies With Glasses!
Things That Are Neat 

Things That Are Neat: Ladies With Glasses!

On March 23, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Y’know what I like? I mean, aside from watching TV and all that stuff, but y’know, big and in general? I like ladies with glasses. Glasses are like, lady-enhancers. Like, y’know who I thought was really, really cool? Bailey…

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Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: Morrissey/Sparks Interview
Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done 

Stupid Ideas I Haven’t Done: Morrissey/Sparks Interview

On March 18, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Like everyone, I tend to come up with a lot of ideas that I never get around to doing. Sometimes, it’s because they’re pretty stupid ideas.  So, in order to do something with them, I’m throwing them out here.  If anyone wants…

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Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done: Eno Busking
Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done 

Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done: Eno Busking

On March 11, 2010 by Matt Keeley

Image via Wikipedia Like everyone, I tend to come up with a lot of ideas that I never get around to doing. Sometimes it’s out of laziness, sometimes it’s just because I can’t figure out how to make it work, and sometimes,…

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Things That Are Neat: The Concept Of Persistence Of Vision!
Things That Are Neat 

Things That Are Neat: The Concept Of Persistence Of Vision!

On February 25, 2010 by Matt Keeley

I’m big into film, and so I sort of have to think this is neat.  But even if I wasn’t, I’d still think it’s pretty cool, since it’s your brain putting together a series of stills together and presenting it to you…

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Hope the Helmless
Don't Worry About The Government 

Hope the Helmless

On February 5, 2010 by Janet

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Two nights ago I responded to a request by NY Cares for New York City’s Department of Homeless Services’s (DHS) annual Homeless Outreach Population Estimate (HOPE). In groups of 2-6 we were to go out and…

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Things That Are Neat: Octopuses!
Things That Are Neat 

Things That Are Neat: Octopuses!

On February 4, 2010 by Matt Keeley

I know that some people say the proper plural of “octopus” is “octopi“, but I read somewhere that it’s actually a bad Latin construction and is incorrect, though a lot of dictionaries list it as proper anyway. (The whole prescriptive versus descriptive…

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Things That Are Neat: Those Sparkly Things In Street Pavement!
Things That Are Neat 

Things That Are Neat: Those Sparkly Things In Street Pavement!

On February 2, 2010 by Matt Keeley

I don’t know if anyone really knows what I’m really talking about here.  Has anyone noticed when you’re out walking in, say, the downtown of a city, and you look into the street, especially when there’s very little traffic or anything, and…

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