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Category: Fiction

Pieces of fiction.

The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: Come On & Wreck My Car

On October 17, 2007 by Matt Keeley

It had started out pretty well, in fact, though over the years, their relationship had deteriorated. Or, rather, his relationship had deteriorated; her feelings hadn’t appeared to change a bit. To make things easier — she could be vicious in fights, even…

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The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: New Friend

On October 11, 2007 by Matt Keeley

“Psst….” Late at night, I typically don’t hear voices, outside of those in dreams. And those ones usually come from inside my head, rather than outside it. And I’m typically asleep when those voices are heard. To be fair, I thought I…

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The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: Who's That

On October 3, 2007 by Matt Keeley

The thumping started sporadically and quietly. The first few months, no one noticed — it was surely the house settling. Enough noise to notice, but in a relatively unnoticable way. A noise you hear but decide to ignore. For a long time,…

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The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: Hey Now

On September 26, 2007 by Matt Keeley

HEY! HEY! HEY! The megaphone crackled on.

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The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: I Hear The Wind Blow

On September 19, 2007 by Matt Keeley

I know it’s not a standard friendship, but really, what is? Friendship, amongst other things, takes many different forms, all of which equally valid. To claim otherwise is judgmental and wrong. So I don’t want you to laugh. The Wind is my…

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The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: Fingertips

On September 12, 2007 by Matt Keeley

“Your arpeggios are suffering. You haven’t been practicing.” “I have — I just haven’t gotten the hang of them yet.” “How could that be — they’re simple.” “I know, I just… I don’t know.” “You haven’t been practicing.” “…”

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The Fingertips Project: Everything Is Catching On Fire
The Fingertips Project 

The Fingertips Project: Everything Is Catching On Fire

On September 5, 2007 by Matt Keeley

This is a brand new project which will run weekly, every Thursday, for 20 weeks. This is a series of brief fictions, each using one of the Fingertips from They Might Be Giants‘ Apollo 18 album. If by some fluke, you’re unfamiliar…

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An Excerpt Looking For A Home

On August 22, 2007 by Matt Keeley

“Did you ever, when you were younger, attempt to write your own dirty joke?” “I don’t know.” “Like, you know, in 1st Grade or thereabouts, when some of the kids were just beginning to learn about sex and whatnot, and there’d be…

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Funny Humor Joke

On August 16, 2007 by Matt Keeley

So, there’s this big shot talent agent. He’s got a great reputation. He manages most of the really huge acts and almost any newcomer he takes on becomes a huge star in a matter of months. He’s got great connections and a…

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Winter

On August 8, 2007 by Matt Keeley

I love to walk down to the guard rail over the lake and look out over the water slowly moving and waving, taking the city skyline and modifying it to be wholly different yet still recognizable. It’s always a beautiful sight, but…

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