Timber—He Only Speaks to Crowds

On the sixteenth episode of Infinite Danger, the Peru crisis has reached a fever pitch, but on the bright side: AI stock is only going up, up, up, and it’s time to buy!

Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.

Gyppos (non-derogatory.) Real estate. Sauceless goons. Term papers on forestry. The Big Sexy Truck God. French-Canadian wisdom. “The Final Destination Special.” Aquarium-sanctioned legal immunity. Attempting a stealth assault with construction machinery. The outfit every Canadian villain wears. A new kind of activism called “doing the police’s job for free.” Jumping from a Jeep into a pickup.

Ahura Mazda (also known as Ormazd) is a Zoroastrian deity and secondary character in Prince of Persia (2008) [1]”

00:00 “He Only Talks to Crowds”

15:37 Intro

21:42 Cast and Crew

39:42 “Timber”

1:32:42 Conclusion/Modern Danger Bay

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