The Opposite of Smoke is Egg Whites
OnWho don’t like hypothetical mix CDs? Nope — nothing better than a hypothetical mix CD, not at all! Nope! Can’t think of a thing! And the theme for this one is songs over 5 minutes!
Tag: They Might Be Giants
Jeff Bridges… I Don’t Need No Jeff Bridges To Put Music To My Poem!
OnImage via Wikipedia Here’s another hypothetical mix CD, this one called “Jeff Bridges… I Don’t Need No Jeff Bridges To Put Music To My Poem!” The title’s taken from one of my favorite Tom Goes To The Mayor episodes (though, really, they’re…
Video: The Big Big Whoredom
OnA live version of “The Big, Big Whoredom” by They Might Be Giants from my guitar-lesson graduation at the Two Bells in Seattle. Kittysneezes video logo by Lee Hughey, video shot by Dale Comer.
The Top 10 Songs Ever Recorded
OnImage via Wikipedia These are the top ten songs — in no particular order save for number one — ever recorded by anyone. If a song is not on the list, it undoubtedly was a good try, however, I feel your pain….
The Fingertips Project: Heart Attack
OnOh, how are you doing today? I’m OK, can’t really complain. Seem to be having a minor myocardial infarction — nothing too big. My left arm has gone numb, but that’s OK. Nothing too awfully bad — I’m right handed anyway. Hey,…
The Fingertips Project: I Heard A Sound
On“Would you go check that out?” “Do I have to?” “Why wouldn’t you check it?” “I didn’t even hear anything, so I wouldn’t know what to check.” “You didn’t hear that?” “Nope.”
The Fingertips Project: What’s That Blue Thing Doing Here?
On“CLOSE THE DOOR! DO YOU MIND? I’M USING THE BATHROOM!”
The Fingertips Project: All Alone
OnI suppose I should have figured this is what it’d be like. There’s even a Twilight Zone about it with the guy who’s the last guy on earth and he wants to read but then his glasses break. Luckily, I don’t have…
The Fingertips Project: Leave Me Alone
OnG’wan, git! I’m busy here — leave! You’re still here? Why are you still here? Don’t you understand English?
The Fingertips Project: Please Pass The Milk
On“Please pass the milk, please.” “Stop it!” “Please pass the milk, please.” “I know that’s all you can say. There isn’t any milk here.” “Please pass the milk, please.” “It’s not even proper grammar!”