Sue
OnYou’ve never had a fluffy pony before, but, honestly, when you saw her in the pound, you figured you had to rescue her. She looked so sad there without any legs. …Well, actually, she herself looked pretty happy, babbling quietly to herself….
Tag: Fluffy Pony
A Note on Fluffsplosion
OnI realized that the previous Fluffy Pony report involved a phenomenon known colloquially as “fluffsplosion” that not everyone may be aware of. I will attempt to clear up any confusion or misconceptions in this brief appendix.
The Saga of Bluey and Smarty, Part II
OnYou’re the smarty friend of your herd. Your herd is only two, you, a unicorn, and Bluey, a pegasus. Well, kind of two. Perhaps it would be better to say two halves. One body. Though you’re the smarty, you’re also the end that poops….
The Fluffy Virus
OnEvery so often you realize that you’re more or less living in the future, and that the future is pretty neat. In fact, most times it’s pretty great, except for two things: a) In the future, everything is – for whatever reason…
The Saga of Bluey and Smarty, Part I
OnYou’re the smarty friend of your herd. It’s a small herd – only two, you, a unicorn, and Bluey, a pegasus. Well, kind of two. Perhaps it would be better to say two halves. One body. You’re a freak of nature that…
Huggies Not Buggies!
OnIt’s a lovely day in the park. Your herd is having a wonderful time, grazing, playing ball, hugging and playing circle-run! But then… HORROR! It’s so horrible you can barely describe it! You got BIT…… BY A STRIPEY BUGGIE MUNSTA! NUUUUUUUU!!! You…
Fluffy Ponies and the Luck Plane (or, Just What Is Fluffy Pony?)
OnFor those unfamiliar with Fluffy Ponies, here is the rough background. Back in 201X, Hasbio, the genetic engineering arm of Hasbro, developed a biotoy as the next phase of My Little Pony (which has become wildly, absurdly popular) merchandise. The fluffy ponies…