All Things To All People
Oh, how are you doing today? I’m OK, can’t really complain. Seem to be having a minor myocardial infarction — nothing too big. My left arm has gone numb, but that’s OK. Nothing too awfully bad — I’m right handed anyway. Hey,…
“Would you go check that out?” “Do I have to?” “Why wouldn’t you check it?” “I didn’t even hear anything, so I wouldn’t know what to check.” “You didn’t hear that?” “Nope.”
“CLOSE THE DOOR! DO YOU MIND? I’M USING THE BATHROOM!”
“Please pass the milk, please.” “Stop it!” “Please pass the milk, please.” “I know that’s all you can say. There isn’t any milk here.” “Please pass the milk, please.” “It’s not even proper grammar!”
I know it’s not a standard friendship, but really, what is? Friendship, amongst other things, takes many different forms, all of which equally valid. To claim otherwise is judgmental and wrong. So I don’t want you to laugh. The Wind is my…