Timber—He Only Speaks to Crowds
OnEpisode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.
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Nature of the Beast—Barge Chilling Park
OnEpisode 15, Nature of the Beast, in which the distant cousins of Ogopogo may possibly be discovered: Rat-tails. Jacking Ross Hagen’s flow.
Mad Hatter Bears—Basford’s Boys
OnEpisode 14, Mad Hatter Bears, in which rabies returns in metallic form: A tasteful bear suit. Mining Mercury Madness. Surgery on a throw rug.
Sunken Treasure—Discardi
OnEpisode 12, Sunken Treasure, having to do with the life and morals of one Ross Hagen: Sexy Scuba Party. Bikini Drive-In.
Grace Under Pressure—Johnny Mnemonic
OnEpisode 11, Grace Under Pressure. Pipes, Valves and Gauges. Brutalist aquarium architecture. Will’s shocking Disney Channel confession!
Hot Cargo—Cart Law
OnMysterious Barrels. Presidential impersonators. Pete Rose. Boom mics. Doubling every scene for padding. Padding by doubling every scene.
Vet’s Holiday—Pitfall
OnEpisode 9, Vet’s Holiday: not a sitcom but an incredible facsimile. Lion’s Gate Bridge. Beige. Green Goblin. Beige. Rabbit Pneumonia. Beige.
Fish n’ Chips—busy_midlevel_office_sfx_royalty_free
OnEpisode 8, Fish n’ Chips, in which the geopolitical allegiances of the poachers are revealed: The Styrofoam Box™ Eels. “Special Friends.”
Flight of the Falcon—Big Wolf on Campus
OnEpisode 7, Flight of the Falcon, in which we meet the SKY POACHERS: Winches. Lifting. Wheelchairs. Neon Rider and the Fate of Winston Rekert.
Katie and the Whale—Tintin in the Congo
OnEpisode 6, Katie and the Whale, the lifetime fish drama episode: Cosby Mysteries. Major Briggs. Elective Mutism. Iron Deficiencies. Bjossa.