Mew meow meow meow mew meow mew meow meow mrrr meow mew.*

*This week, we’re serving up dogs in forklifts, jumping fish and farting pumpkins.

This week, we’re serving up the freshest stuff 2007 has to offer!

This week we’re serving up Christmas Cheese, Christmas Rats and the biggest lump of coal.

This week we’re serving up gel, apples, tea cups, and P problems.

We regret to inform you that Ep. 14 will not be airing this week. In its place, we present Ep. 15. This week, we serve up a correction, tacos, burritos, guacamole and a retaining wall.

This week we’re serving up my husband’s denture cream, my long lost camera cap, 13 pair of dirty socks, a roll of plastic wrap, an eraser full of teeth marks, some pencils and a pen, two jelly beans and a gumdrop.

This week we’re serving up slow juice, liquor and ABSOLUTELY NO SECRETS.

This week we’re serving up demonic trout, crotch gussets and absolutely no information about imitation crab.

This week, we’re serving up strong milk, brain flakes, kawaii lungs and A SPECIAL GUEST.