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Category: Apophany

The Caricaturist
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The Caricaturist

On October 31, 2025 by Sloce

This is a short story. We were both nervous, our sister and I, which is why my parents had the excellent idea to take us to a hibachi bar. It was another vacation tradition I hated, and had since the burst of…

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APOPHANY #12: THE GOD THAT LAUGHS
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APOPHANY #12: THE GOD THAT LAUGHS

On October 29, 2025 by Sloce

This is, without a doubt, the least funny comedy has been in my lifetime. Comedy has also never been more important. These two things are directly related. 

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Apophany #11: I Shatter Dreams Like Jordan
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Apophany #11: I Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

On September 18, 2025 by Sloce

Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about…

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Apophany #10: Classic Cuts
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Apophany #10: Classic Cuts

On August 28, 2025 by Sloce

Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column…

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Announcing CHRISTOPHER SLOCE IS WRITING
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Announcing CHRISTOPHER SLOCE IS WRITING

On August 27, 2025 by Sloce

Hello all! First of all, I want to let you know this is a promotional post, but this won’t be the only time you hear from me this week. There’s going to be a new Apophany this week (hopefully tomorrow). In fact,…

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Apophany #9: Everything Reddit, Everything Burned
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Apophany #9: Everything Reddit, Everything Burned

On August 6, 2025 by Sloce

An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about the connections between literality.  The Trump admin’s Department of Labor retweets a “hol up let him cook” meme. Zohran Mamdani’s social…

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Apophany #8- True Life: I Was a Twenty Year Old Deadhead
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Apophany #8- True Life: I Was a Twenty Year Old Deadhead

On July 8, 2025 by Sloce

An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about the connections between literality.  I’ll give you the facts first. On 4/21/2025, my partner made a post about rock band Twenty-One…

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Apophany #7: The Nyad Lobby
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Apophany #7: The Nyad Lobby

On June 26, 2025 by Sloce

This is the closest I will get to a public anti-AI screed. Here it goes: generative artificial intelligence could never come up with Jean-Michel Basquiat’s Hollywood Africans. You would ask it to make a picture that depicts three black men thinking about…

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Apophany #6: In the Shadow of Supersystems
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Apophany #6: In the Shadow of Supersystems

On June 11, 2025 by Sloce

I learned how to play poker younger than anybody should.

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Apophany #5: Everything Brolic Melts Into Air
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Apophany #5: Everything Brolic Melts Into Air

On May 27, 2025 by Sloce

It was a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple months ago when I opened Spotify at work. EBK Jaaybo, a rapper from Stockton, California probably best known for the song and certified heater “Boogieman”– any song where a guy brags about dropping a…

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