The Caricaturist
OnThis is a short story. We were both nervous, our sister and I, which is why my parents had the excellent idea to take us to a hibachi bar. It was another vacation tradition I hated, and had since the burst of…
All Things To All People
This is a short story. We were both nervous, our sister and I, which is why my parents had the excellent idea to take us to a hibachi bar. It was another vacation tradition I hated, and had since the burst of…
This is, without a doubt, the least funny comedy has been in my lifetime. Comedy has also never been more important. These two things are directly related.
Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about…
Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column…
Hello all! First of all, I want to let you know this is a promotional post, but this won’t be the only time you hear from me this week. There’s going to be a new Apophany this week (hopefully tomorrow). In fact,…
An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about the connections between literality. The Trump admin’s Department of Labor retweets a “hol up let him cook” meme. Zohran Mamdani’s social…
An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about the connections between literality. I’ll give you the facts first. On 4/21/2025, my partner made a post about rock band Twenty-One…
This is the closest I will get to a public anti-AI screed. Here it goes: generative artificial intelligence could never come up with Jean-Michel Basquiat’s Hollywood Africans. You would ask it to make a picture that depicts three black men thinking about…
I learned how to play poker younger than anybody should.
It was a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple months ago when I opened Spotify at work. EBK Jaaybo, a rapper from Stockton, California probably best known for the song and certified heater “Boogieman”– any song where a guy brags about dropping a…