Once upon a time there was a catmorph named Suzanne. She sat at the breakfast table as she did every morning. The cup of coffee warmed her paws, and her tail twitched thoughtfully. She glanced at the newspaper sitting nearby but was disinclined to even leaf through it, disappointed as she was in the state of current journalism.
Noise came from upstairs. She turned and saw her most recent beau, a muscular rabbit, come down the stairs. She purred as she remembered the night before, and narrowed her eyes, took a long, slow sip and brushed her bed fur out of her eyes.
She looked over at him.
“HOLY SHIT I’M A CAT WHAT THE FUCK!”
“I AM A GIANT BUNNY! AAAAAH”
“I’M A CAT!!!”
“AND I’M A RABBIT!!”
“I GOT A TAIL AND EVERYTHING!”
“I GOT A CUTE LITTLE PUFFBALL TAIL AND BIG FLOPPY EARS! AAAAA!”
“I’M A CAT! I’M A CAT!!! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! I’M A CAT!!!!”
“I’M A BUNNY!!! THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!!!!”
“I AM A CAT!”
Suzanne took another sip of her coffee and looked at the handsome rabbit standing across from her. She wanted nothing more than to lie, once again, in his strong, muscular, black-furred arms, and feel his strength all around her. She got up, twitched her tail under his twitching nose, and looked at him with come-hither hooded eyes.
“CAAAAAT!!!!! I AM A CAT!!!!!!!”
With that, she winked and went back up the stairs. Her paramour quickly got the message and went back up the stairs a few steps behind her.
“I’M A RABBBITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!”