Apophany #13: The Grandpas
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All Things To All People
Upsetting social media posts are the most effective flypaper in existence.
This is, without a doubt, the least funny comedy has been in my lifetime. Comedy has also never been more important. These two things are directly related.
Hello all! First of all, I want to let you know this is a promotional post, but this won’t be the only time you hear from me this week. There’s going to be a new Apophany this week (hopefully tomorrow). In fact,…
An apophany is defined as a moment where someone sees a connection that doesn’t literally exist. This is a column about the connections between literality. The Trump admin’s Department of Labor retweets a “hol up let him cook” meme. Zohran Mamdani’s social…
I learned how to play poker younger than anybody should.
It was a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple months ago when I opened Spotify at work. EBK Jaaybo, a rapper from Stockton, California probably best known for the song and certified heater “Boogieman”– any song where a guy brags about dropping a…
I don’t have a sports fan following. Mostly, my sports fandom feels tolerated. I try to act non-plussed and act like I don’t see numbers and track reactions (I do my damnedest to not pay attention), but the small patch of land…
The Detroit Pistons are a team of uncles and cousins and they are in the playoffs.