The Santas Atop the Sterns
OnThis week we’re serving up Christmas Cheese, Christmas Rats and the biggest lump of coal.
Bump Your Bangs
OnWe regret to inform you that Ep. 14 will not be airing this week. In its place, we present Ep. 15. This week, we serve up a correction, tacos, burritos, guacamole and a retaining wall.
Do You Hand Remove Asbestos?
OnThis week we’re serving up my husband’s denture cream, my long lost camera cap, 13 pair of dirty socks, a roll of plastic wrap, an eraser full of teeth marks, some pencils and a pen, two jelly beans and a gumdrop.
Apophany #13: The Grandpas
OnUpsetting social media posts are the most effective flypaper in existence.
There’s So Much You Should Know About Imitation Crab
OnThis week we’re serving up demonic trout, crotch gussets and absolutely no information about imitation crab.
Pepto Chili
OnThis week, we’re serving up strong milk, brain flakes, kawaii lungs and A SPECIAL GUEST.
The Caricaturist
OnThis is a short story. We were both nervous, our sister and I, which is why my parents had the excellent idea to take us to a hibachi bar. It was another vacation tradition I hated, and had since the burst of…