HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
The megaphone crackled on.
HEY!
HEY!
I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY!
EVERYBODY!!
IT’S REAL IMPORTANT!
NO! I NEED MORE OF YOU!! EVERYBODY!! EVERYBODY!! HEY!!
HEY!! THAT’S A GOOD IDEA!!
HEY!! I’M GONNA SIT HERE FOR A SEC, CAUSE I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO TELL EVERYONE!!!
EVERYONE!! IT’S REAL IMPORTANT!!
LOOK, I WON’T TAKE LONG!! JUST LET ME DO THIS! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET THE OTHER CHANNELS KNOW!! IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO WALK HERE WITH EVERYONE!! SO IT’S PRETTY IMPORTANT!!!
HEY!!!
COME ON, MAN!!
ARE WE READY?!?!?!?
Television pictures and radio broadcasts around the world shudder as the signal is overridden. The camera dollies in.
HEY!!
HEY!!!
EVERYBODY!!!
HEY!!!
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!!
IT’S IMPORTANT!!
YOU LISTENING? HOW ABOUT NOW?!
OK!!
OK!!
OK!!!
READY?
READY?
OK!!
….CHICKEN BUTT!!
Screens around the world see a vaguely flesh colored blur replaced by a spinning desk chair. Silence rings out, and very faintly, the microphone picks up a final message before normal broadcasting is resumed.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
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