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Lance and I hold up a bank with guns that shoot guinea-pigs

Guinea Pigs. The two adult Guinea Pigs that li...
Guinea Pigs. The two adult Guinea Pigs that live in my apartment (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Nobody move!” I yell, holding the gun that shoots guinea-pigs up, stock to my shoulder. I can hear a faint squeaking from the breech.

“Please lie on the floor!” Lance screams. He is angry about my choice of words. “Your continued safety relies on adopting a supine position!”

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