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Stupid Ideas I Haven't Done: Cop Show

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Like everyone, I tend to come up with a lot of ideas that I never get around to doing. Sometimes out of laziness, sometimes  because I can’t figure out how to make it work, and sometimes, it’s just because they’re pretty stupid ideas.  If anyone wants to make these stupid ideas a reality, more power to you — maybe give a hat-tip to Kittysneezes, why don’t you?

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Nivea’s New Ass Cream, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ass

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My ass. 31 years of torment and tumultuous body hate have come to this – me gazing at my ass ceaselessly in the mirror. It used to be a quite nice ass, when I was around 22 years old – no cellulite, a perfect specimen for blue jeans and the tight flared corduroys I unfortunately used to favor when I was younger. While it certainly isn’t hideous looking now, I have frequent bouts of ass-related anxiety as I’ve gotten older.

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