Category: Corpophilia

Corpophilia: The Raid

UK - London - Piccadilly: 1 Piccadilly Circus ...

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“Mr. Grey?”

“Yes, Pinkerton?”

“I’ve got a little bit of bad news.”

“What’s that?”

“We’ve just been raided.”

“What?”

“We’ve just been raided.”

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Corpophilia: Music

Warner Music Group logo

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Homer and Diana walked into the local HMV. Both walked to the pop music section and started picking up various discs by their favorite artists.

“What are you looking for, Diana?”

“I’m not really sure… I’m thinking something by Virgin Records, Inc. Artist #563,595, but there’s always Warner Music Group Artist #1,827,374. He’s got a new album out.”

 

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Corpophilia: Camping

1999-2000 Ford Windstar photographed in Colleg...

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“Hey, kids, we’re here!”

The Ford Windstar® rolled into the parking lot of the Motorola® National Park. The nameless family piled out of the car and gathered their Coleman® camping gear, and waited while the patriarch paid the admissions fee.

 

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Corpophilia: Graffiti

12-packs of Pabst.

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“Psst… kid.. you wanna make some quick money?” The brown-suited man propped up his Samsonite® briefcase on his knee and slowly opened it in front of the youth. Inside was seventy-five dollars™ in ones; enough to fill up the case with 8 bundles of cash. The adolescent reached for the money.

“Nuh-uh… first, you’ve got to do something for me.”

 

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