The Fingertips Project: Leave Me Alone

G’wan, git!


I’m busy here — leave!


You’re still here?


Why are you still here?

Don’t you understand English?

I said LEAVE

Right now!

Now!

OUT!

GET OUT!

LEAVE!

This shouldn’t be that hard a concept to grasp.

See this? This is here.

That is there.

Go THERE.

Not here.

That is what we refer to as LEAVING.

DO IT.

NOW.

GIT.

If I had a pistol, I would be waving it at you.

But I don’t.

Nor anything else that could come in handy.

Like something heavy, yet hurlable.

You can maybe help me out by pretending I do, and that I’m about to dent your skull if you don’t leave.

If it helps, I promise to dent your skull the next time I have the ability to do so.

With all that in order, GET OUT.

NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

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